THE CLASS OF 2018 EDWARD ZARGASETERLEY JONES: “And whilst we are perhaps bound to consider the highly negative impacts of the neoliberal orthodoxy, in terms of making public education do far more with far less resources, our hearty congratulations… Read More
THE ONE EXPLORING THE ORIGINS OF THE DEEPER SHADES OF PURPLE PHIL THE JANITOR: “Well I mean come on like. The billionaire owners of the NFL have basically caved into to bullying by President Trump and Vice-President Pence.”
HEATHERS AND FLASH FLOOD WARNINGS MAXINE WATSON: “The Liberty Bell Drama Company students do a tremendous job in what—given the recurrence of school shootings and the teenage student led protests for saner gun laws—is a very current and pertinent… Read More
‘2018 TRASHION SHOW’ SHOW COMING DOWN THE PIPE ANNABEL MYSTERY WATSON: “But Mummy, why can’t I go. Is it cos … is its cos they’re doing birds and bees stuff?
OUR HUMAN FASCINATION WITH ANIMALKIND ANNABEL MYSTERY WATSON: “Yeh I know mommy, well I wanna be a Time Traveller and and a Catwoman when I grow up.”
OH SO FRENCH … PHIL THE JANITOR: Don’t get me started on “French Connection 2”
MARCH FOR OUR LIVES IN TWISP – Saturday March 24th 2018 PHIL THE JANITOR: “Well it’s like Edwin Starr said: “War … what is good for? Absolutely Nothing?”
MOTEL SAY WILD, MOTEL SAY WILD ANNABEL MYSTERY WATSON: “Yeh, cos … well … sometimes yeh we just wanna be a wild … I mean like a animal.”
MOUNTAIN SONGS for IAN FAIR. — EDWARD ZARGASTERLEY JONES: “For one of our own. Ian Fair who died in an avalanche up above Mazama this past week.
AND HE WANTS TO PUT MORE GUNS IN SCHOOLS ANNABEL MYSTERY WATSON: “Why mummy? Why”
GOP GROUP-THINK AND THE REP REPRESENTATIVES WHO DO NOT REPRESENT ANNABEL MYSTERY WATSON: ” You mean he’s like one of Bad Clown Creepy’s friends … like there’s a whole load of Bad Clown Creepy clowns?”
POST STATE OF THE UNION CROWD: “Shithole President! Shithole President!”
THE 200th MYSTERY MOTEL RADIO SHOW CELBRATES ROCK ‘N ROLL EDWARD ZARGASTERLEY JONES” Rock ’n’ Roll as in the genre, the art-form and the play by Tom Stoppard.”
LOTS OF SONGS ABOUT TIGERS: ANNABEL MYSTERY WATSON: “Have you get any mince pies left over Phil?”
IN THE LAZY NEW YEAR-OUS-NESS WHERE ANNABEL INVENTS THE CONCEPT OF A NEW YEAR’S REVOLUTION KIND OF RESOLUTION ANNABEL MYSTERY WATSON: “Yeh but how can you have a Snow Flame, cos snow it’s like water it don’t set on… Read More
CHRISTMAS AT THE MYSTERY MOTEL WITH SCROOGE BUT WITHOUT THE REDEMPTIVE ENDING ANNABEL MYSTERY WATSON: Yeh well at the end … Scrooge he turns good … but Bad Clown Creepy … he just Badder and Clownier and Creepier … yeh.… Read More
THE EPISODE WHERE BAD CLOWN CREEPY GIVES HIMSELF A BIG FAT EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT ANNABEL MYSTERY WATSON: “Yeh Bad Clown Creepy … well I think … I think we should all wish him a’ Happy Chris’MASS RESISTANCE … yeh.”
THE EPISODE WITH TANGENTS, CHOCOLATE AND 1975 ANNABEL MYSTERY WATSON: Yeh well Mommy, you can have chocolate at bedtime cos it’s nearly Thinksgiving. Yeh Thinksgiving you know.
THE EPISODE WITH THE SPONTANEOUS DANCE PARTY CELEBRATING PROGRESSIVE ROLLBACK OF TRUMPISM IN THE NOVEMBER ELECTIONS ANNABEL MYSTERY WATSON: Yeh and you know. You can dance even if it’s snowing, cos you can be dancing like snowflakes coming down from the… Read More
THE EPISODE WHERE THE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE CALLS BACK DANBERT NOBACON: So you get one of his representatives to call me back. Cos I know he won’t call me back. THE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE: “I’’ll see what… Read More