MAXINE: The Mystery Motel’s very own Mister Nobacon has been dipping his metaphorical quill in the inkwell again.
MISTER ZARGASTERLEY: I should say so Maxine. His latest from New York’s theweeklings.com THE SILVER WEDDING ANNIVERSARY OF STATE AND CORPORATION just published today:
MAXINE: Did you actually use pen and ink when you were at school Edward?
MISTER ZARGASTERLY: Indeed so. I might ask did you learn cursive writing when you were at school?
MAXINE: I did but I believe it is a dying art these days and will be lost to our children in a generation or two.
MISTER ZARGASTERLEY: Maybe we could partner up and lead workshops here at The Motel?
MAXINE: Stranger things have happened.
MISTER ZARGASTERLY: A Motel has to be er— shall we say … flexible these days.
MAXINE: And we are flexible as a cursive ampersand here at The Mystery Motel.